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thedailywhat:
Lights Out: ”You know what this Super Bowl party pizza is missing? A stick-on tattoo in the shape of our favorite NFL team’s helmet!” —Someone who’s never getting invited to another Super Bowl party ever again.
[joemande.]
Um, guys? I’m actually in this commercial. No joke.
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Dear Future Husband, →
notcinderellamaterial:
I am going to sing in the shower. Sometimes really loudly and obnoxiously. I’m going to cry during dramatic movies like Titanic and P.S. I Love You, and kick my legs excitedly from happiness at all the good moments in them. I’m going to get mad at you from time to time, and you’re not going to know why. I’m going to steal the covers and I’ll probably take up most of...
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– JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show (via inothernews)